Contact the Author |

Clive Quarmby is the creator of the infamous job board,


This job board was developed to help the vast majority of job seekers who, truth be known, don’t have much talent to speak of.

The board’s slogans, “Gotta Pulse, we Gotcha a Job,” and “Where Second Best is Just too Good,” helped to attract the unemployable candidates find less-than-attractive jobs.

Clive Quarmby is credited with single-handedly resolving the unemployment crisis.